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Red Knight Rising - Alex Ironrod First impressions: Not that anyone will be surprised, but this was DREADFUL. Just picture the frat-boy "soldiers" on the cover clanking around on a porno set reading dreck like this off cue cards:"Let me help you out of your uniform of purity into your own pure nakedness."and..."Now we'll see how you ride the royal rod. You're a fresh tender morsel for me to taste."On the plus side, the spelling and grammar are pretty good. Longer review to come (heh).*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*UPDATE: Someone bought this for me for a guest review, so now I am obligated to read it. *sob*I added this to my wishlist only to be able to make these comments to the publisher:Dear MLR Press:(A) I will pay NINE DOLLARS for this only if you PROMISE to use my profits to hire someone who knows how to use use Photoshop. That is one of the WORST covers I have seen in a long time. I'd blame it on the designer, but I think the real punishment should be administered to the editor who approved that freakish mess of crap.(B)Alex Ironrod. Ironrod. Alex IRONROD. Really? Are you trying to insult us?Then again, after reading the blurb and the excerpt, maybe you are.Good luck with that.Thanks but no thanks,Kelly